You know you’re in Menopause when…
-she says she didn’t say what she just said, but you clearly heard what she didn’t say but said!…huh?
-there’s a complete loss of the filter ( with you)
…”There must be something you do well”
-Compassion priorities are out of balance….”we need milk and eggs, sorry to hear about you Mom”
-there’s no longer concern for your well being…..”stop whining, it’s only a little bit cancerous !”..
-non recognition of comedy..
“Knock Knock what?…. what are you talking about ?”
-there is lack of patience…..”Just drink it, it’s not that hot!”
-there is lack of intimacy…”passionate sex” is whittled down to the “air kiss”
-there is a lack of communication…it’s
now emojis only, but don’t expect the heart or kiss…
-there’s no direct eye contact…similar to looking at the sun…a burned retina is waiting
-you’re always wrong