Hey Ken,

How’s this marital discourse different than the regular old fashion discourse?
-they are very different…much like a Ghost pepper differs from a red pepper. One is sweet and mild, the other causes your eyes to water, your throat to close and you’re left gasping.

What would be the best most efficient way to get it back to the way it was?
– time travel or dreaming works well

Do you have any suggestions on what to do when my children are out of the house and it’s just us?
-you can get a jump on this one by practicing staring into the distance, and sitting by yourself in a dark quiet room

Would asking my wife to do things together like taking long walks or spending quality time talking on the couch be helpful?
– Nope

Would getting my wife to go to therapy work?
– I’d like you to consider these images.. A bucket of water…. A cat…
Now try to put the cat in the bucket…not gonna happen!

Is there a way to experience her thought process?
– short of your own hormone replacement therapy, you might want to drink 10 – 20 Red Bulls and try and just sit still…

My wife hasn’t been home in a week, should I be concerned?
– more relieved/overjoyed I’d think..

Is sex with your wife good after 50?
– how would I know!

What is living with a menopausal woman like?
-weeding in poison ivy in shorts, tank top and no gloves..the itch and pain does takes a minute to hit

When do you throw your hands up and start lookin’ elsewhere for love?
-if you have to ask, you’re late!

Which is more effective, stabbing or choking?
– always better to have a “slip and fall”…also find a “guy”…everyone should have a guy!

I’ve heard you discuss the “three Ds”, what are they?
-disagreeable, dismissive, degrading, delirious, disruptive, defiant,…fuck it, just pick 3

After a fight with my wife, should I be the peace maker and apologize?
-Sure, if self respect isn’t a high priority…I’m joking…she doesn’t respect you anyway!

Should I mention that I have been reading about Menopause?
-let me answer with a question…are you an idiot!

What is the best part of the day to “talk”…
– there is a small window of opportunity at the start of REM sleep..it is a lot like most other times… she doesn’t hear you!